Schwartz: "I got beat in tennis by a girl today."
Me: "How bad did she beat you?"
Schwartz: "Just one set."
Me: "How many sets did you play?"
Schwartz: "Just one."
*I later learned this "girl" is a 30 year old former college player. Um....it might be time to talk to this 19 year old boy about "women."
"Can I have some wasa, I'm pirsty"
*said at noon today while her face was numb and after oral surgery to remove 4 wisdom teeth. She's sleeping on the couch next to me - I hope her recovery is not too painful.